Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Skrillex.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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hi

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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