What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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lewis=cardiac

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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matt is fat

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Ron Paul for President!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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