What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

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