- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy african american

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

I was watching Fox news.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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