Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Knock Knock. Not home.

hey guys im gay

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Women's rights

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

yolo your orange looks orange

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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