A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Poker face

Knock Knock. Doors open

So a blonde walks into a wall...

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A black man has a job.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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