- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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