- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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