- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

homosexual rights to marriage

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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