- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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