- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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