- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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