- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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