- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

The Oakland Raiders

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

karn chevalier

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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