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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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