knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

if you don't like this you're gay

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

#Hanging Degus

Andoni was here

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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