- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

u know whats a crime? rape

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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