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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

You sick fiend

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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