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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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your mom is so fat.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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