What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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