- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What stops a train? A missile

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