- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Women's rights

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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