What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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