- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

The duck didn't cross the road.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Antijokes...

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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