- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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