Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Antijokes...

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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