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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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