3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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