Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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