Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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