Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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whats white and sticky glue

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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