SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Your girlfriend.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

i found waldo.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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