Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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