What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What is brown and sticky? A stick

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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