- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Arrow in the Knee!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

here's a joke... the american education society

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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