- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I was watching Fox news.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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