I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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And you honored it I see :P

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I have aids

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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