Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

ask me if im a door yes

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A seal walks into a club.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

There once was this guy and he fell down

Arrow in the Knee!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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