How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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mexicans fishing

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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