- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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