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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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