Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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This is a joke.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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