Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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