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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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