What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A seal walks into a club.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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