- Anti Joke

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

sky's sty

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.