- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

i found waldo.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Women's rights

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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