Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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