- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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