Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

i found waldo.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your girlfriend.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Good job, son.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Justin Bieber hits puberty

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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