- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Arrow in the Knee!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

ask me if im a door yes

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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