So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Massie is a fatass

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Stop Iran! We need the money.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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