Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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