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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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