A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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