Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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VITAMIN C!

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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