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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

To mama so old, she might die soon.

seek beauty

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

angelo snyder is not ga

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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