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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A jew enters a mall.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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