why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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