Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I was watching Fox news.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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