Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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