- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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