- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Justin's life

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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