What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

what's black and can't swim?

u know whats a crime? rape

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

whats brown and booky a book.

DERP

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

My Boyfriend

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I have a horse.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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