- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........