- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Jack Stevens

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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