- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Dance is a sport

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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