- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Jack Stevens

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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