What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

You bumder!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

I have a horse.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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