- Anti Joke

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Justin beiber's penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

I have a horse.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast