- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

Your gay

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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