- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

You know whats funny Aids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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