- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Skrillex.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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