- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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