- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

whats up and also down? your mum

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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