- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Firgen and the blung brigade

I had friends on the Death Star.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.