Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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