Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

justin beiber sucks

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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