Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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