Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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