When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

404 Error: Joke not found

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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