I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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diarrhea.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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