- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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