if got a joke if fogot it

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Robin, get in the car!

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Democracy.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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