- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

how did the man die he didnt

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

black people swimming

Women's Rights

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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