The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

whats 7+4? 74

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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