what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Skinny people fart less.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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