- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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