What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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No!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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