- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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