Antoni Wilkinsin

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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women's rights

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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andrew wagner

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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