- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Go away still nothing to see

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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