what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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PENIS that is all

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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