- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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