- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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