why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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