- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

black people

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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