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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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