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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

justin beiber sucks

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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