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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

neil likes pube toast

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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