There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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